"And God told Adam, “I will fashion a companion for you. She will have apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club will be looking at her. When she hits the floor, next thing you know, she’ll get low, low, low, low."

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Genesis 5:6 (via iappropriatelylovethefool)

And Adam unto the Lord, “yea, and them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, could she turn around and give that big booty a slap?”

(via ultraprism)



I’m looking at you, grumwave.

(Source: iwillalwayslovethefool, via poppy90)